Samantha_Squirt

I'm a cutie with a booty

23 · female · United States Categories: American Girls, Big Boobs, Piercings Statistics: 9169 visitors, 15 fans, 9 awards

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About Me

Short, silly, nerdy and sexy. I like being a nerd on the surface.

I am a thick lipped, big bootied squirter with piercings in secret places.






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I'm good at what I do but always willing to explore. No need to be shy, just ask.



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  • Samantha_Squirt wrote 4 years ago
    TWEET TWEET
  • Samantha_Squirt wrote 4 years ago
    Still around xD Just... quiet on here.
  • Samantha_Squirt wrote 4 years ago
    Hoping for a better December
  • Samantha_Squirt wrote 5 years ago
    HNNNNG. I am in love with the leaves starting to change! Quick, give me a hammock to nap outside!
  • Samantha_Squirt wrote 5 years ago
    READ MY BLOG... cause that's a thing xD

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My Rules

You can ask for a lot of things, but if I say no, I mean no.

Not at all. If you know how to use it and please a girl, then that's all ya need.

My Rates

 
On Cams
GameWithMe
5 minutes
$ 22.50 $ 15.00

My Blog

Obsolete?

5 Years on a site doesn't seem to mean much when there are tons of hotties taking over. My uggo, girl next door look must be getting outdated because it is becoming hard as hell to make my daily goal. What do? Anyone want to buy me a new nose? Or lips? What do...

New House/New Stuff

Yeah... just under a month till I move into a new place. Office is painted purple. That's cool. can't wait to decorate. Wake up, breakfast, paint/house projects, cams... No covid thankfully.

Magical Pussy

Morning sex is fun and all but like... my pussy is so dry when I just wake up Even with spit, it ends up getting rubbed a bit... roughly.
It'll lubricate itself up during the act and feel amazing but that initial poke...oof.

I've even cut my pussy inside with my nail once. Ouch.

I've stretched a bit too fast and ah.

But it's all good. It'll just...recover.Gang bang, rough play, it don't matta'.

Our vaginas are made of the same skin that's inside a mouth so there's that...
SO when we're getting all wet between the legs and turned on, could you say our pussies are "salivating"? I think we should.

This was brought to you by a random thought from a random kinda girl.

Blargle Flargle

I've been so unproductive.
I got a damn Switch for Christmas and have been blowing so many hours on it but come on, Breath of the Wild is amazing.

Anyhoo, I want to doodle more but Zelda distacts me. I want to try to make some stickers or some fun shit to sell or send to fans or coat my ass with. Sticker panties are a thing of the future!! (I kid but there are "face masks" for butts.)

Glad I found this blog thing though since my attempted website was shut down for having links to my sexy sites. Damn cock blocks. XD Mind you, the site itself had no nudity. Just... links to nudity.

MAKE SURE YOU CHECK MY LINKS. There's all sorts of goodies for all sorts of people. ((Even coffee mugs for fellow models.))

Pet Peeves of Mine

On cams, guys can be god sent, gentlemen, dicks, or totally pathetic attempts at trolls.

Most guys I don't give a fuck about when they are dicks but oh my goodness, there are some pet peeves of mine.

1. "How fast can you squirt?" - I hate this question. By asking me this, you've lost any of the respect I could've had for you. You are telling me you are a cheap fuck who wants to get what he wants for as cheap as possible. Sorry dumbass, it doesn't work like that. Go private, tell me what you want, and let me work my magic on myself without pressure. You'll be surprised!

2. The Quiet Creepers - If you go into a model's room, say hello! It's okay if you're reading my bio page or just checking shit out, but don't be a completely silent creeper, stroking your dick. You don't get much attention from me and it's weird. Also, sometimes I may have a room of guys... yet no one is talking. It drives me up the wall when I greet each and every one, only to get NOTHING BACK. I don't have a co-worker I can lean over and talk to when it's quiet so please say something.

3. "I love you." - No you fucking don't. You don't love me, you don't know me. If that is how you greet a cam girl, please reevaluate what love really means to you.

4. "I just wanna chat." - This is another way of telling me you are cheap. Look, I know some people want companionship and attention but this ain't the place to do it if you don't plan on ever tipping. Imagine going into a mom and pop, local kinda shop thing. Imagine going in everyday to talk to the store clerk. Imagine doing that while NEVER buying anything from their shop. Don't you think they have the right to be annoyed? It's rude. Pay up at least a tip at a time or go join some rando forum on reddit.

TO BE CONTINUED....

2nd Annual Pawliday Drive!

Looooove animals and loooove getting the warm fuzzies? Help me make some animals in the Seattle Humane Seattle have an awesome start to 2020 with anything from my amazon wishlist that I had copied from their's.

https://tinyurl.com/SamHumaneSociety

The reason I do it this way is because anyone who donates is eligible to receive a Christmas card and be entered into a raffle to win a Samantha exclusive flesh light.

Please include address or email on the gift message so I know how to contact you!

Fleshlight Deal Till December 7th!

URL: https://mypornboutique.com/samantha-squirt-pussy.html

Between Dec 1st and 7th, get 20% your order with the code SquirtSquad
Created it to celebrate the week of my birthday. Enjooooy my replica pussy!

Trying out some new things...

Hello hello!

I'm attempting a lot of new and fun things (that cost money) so I'm going to attempt some offline services in hopes to take care of all those new costs.

Goals:
New House (with backyard for my fur baby)
Lasik
New costumes (maybe??)
Props for videos (costumes would go with it too)
New toys (cause I don't even remember the last time I got a new toy)
and just whatever normal bills I have to cover if there is enough left over.

SO what I am offering is simple.

* Pre-Order my Hawaii photos [ $30 now]

* Texting! Yes, texting.
Casual, non-sexting texting for a month = $150
Sexting and flirting for a month = $250
Rent my as a fake girlfriend for an evening [which can include a short call if need be] = $30

ANYTHING will help but obviously, I'm willing to work for it.
((Wouldn't complain about a sugar daddy though... Hehehe))

Don't be shy to ask for possible things, however, I DO NOT DO MEET UPS OR FREEBIES.